Anti-Thatcher tale,
spoiled by Bertie Bassett.
TARDIS gets pink paint job…

No more PE – or
Osgood! At least, a salute
for the Brigadier.

A kiss with a twist
from Missy – as if three words
weren’t scary enough…

(Two haiku for this episode – one soppy, one silly)

At Bad Wolf Bay –
burning a sun to say goodbye,
but not “I love you”.

At Canary Wharf,
Daleks and Cybermen battle –
handbags at dawn?

Ghost clips are a scream!
Ghostwatch, Ecto-Shine – and
Eastenders spirits joke.

Pokes fun at fanboys?
Flatulence features once more
in RTD tale.

Jenny’s a soldier –
Ten’s the man who never would
(except when he does…)

Giant maggots,
and vegetarian food –
no wonder I had nightmares!

Did no-one notice
it looks like a massive cock?
This is a kids’ show!

(I’m not making this up! For those who haven’t seen the episode:
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBDv4ujBNtA)

A temp from Chiswick
(“This time, it’s personnel!”) –
companion as conscience.