Twelve taunts Cybermen –

listing former victories,

whilst facing defeat.

 

or

 

Master and Missy –

never has ‘self-destruction’

been so apt a term!

 

A black hole in space –

and in Bill’s chest! Mishap in

Missy’s redemption…

 

Aliens, I’ll buy –

but those broad-minded Romans?

That’s taking the Picts!

Red planet – green giants

meet Victorian values,

a treat for fanboys!

 

Only illusion

can defeat lies – among them,

an evil Doctor?

Alien pyramid,

weird monks – but Earth’s greatest threat

is a hangover!

Suicidal thoughts

caused by a book – Veritas, or

The Da Vinci Code?

Gas bills that can kill!

The Doctor saves his pupil –

but loses his sight.

Who’s there? Classic joke.

Student accommodation

reaches a new low…

Elephants on ice!

A frost fair above the Thames

and a beast below.