Which is scarier –
Dalek time travellers, robot Doc –
or that DJ?

For three hundred years,
professor keeps the same rooms –
Cambridge, or Hogwarts?

Substitute Susan?
Vicki, invited aboard –
no more abductions…

That’s not my Doctor!
His story, like his TARDIS –
both full of hot air.

A hollow Dalek,
and the Doctor’s a waxwork –
maybe it’s Cardiff…

First K9, and now
metallic parrot – cybernetic
petting zoo?

Aggedor’s back – and
so is the one-eyed monster.
Dungeons and dragons?

Renegade Time Lord,
rakish facial hair – the War Chief,
prototype Master?

A Tempest-themed tale,
an anti-matter monster –
and a toffee tin?

Trojan horse, TARDIS –
surprises waiting inside
both wooden structures.