“Who turned out the lights?”
Libraries will never seem
quite as safe again…

New frock for Nyssa,
old foe returns for Tegan –
a real snake for Five.

Davros is back!
Too little, too late – now hiatus,
fans face long wait.

Romana (Mark 1) –
at long last, a companion’s
the Doctor’s equal.

Fans learn the word
‘hermaphrodite’ – then make jokes about
one-eyed monsters…

UNIT returns, in
Arthurian adventure –
and guess who’s Merlin?

Amy as peg doll?
Resist urge to joke about
wooden performance…

Art Nouveau design,
seductive statue,
anagram enemy.

“Good men don’t need rules.”
But they do need friends – cue
the Paternoster Gang…

No, not the Wham song!
Facehuggers – sorry, ‘dream crabs’ –
face Twelve – and Santa…